Another Random 3:
1. A note to my toenail: We've had some good times, some laughs maybe even, but I think it's just time that you packed your bags and took your black and blue cohorts with you. It's just not working; this hanging on, being a pain in my...foot.
2. At the post office today:
Random local: "WHOA now those are some tan lines." referring to my calves that have a WICKED line at the capri level
Me: "He, he, he, yeahhh."
Random local: "Let me guess, a shortie wetsuit in Baja."
Me: "Yeaaahhh not so much, training for the Sage Burner at Hartman's. I worked my ass off for these tan lines, man."
Random local: "Well, you do have some bitchin' calves, tan lines or not."
Me: *BLUSHING* "Thanks..."
3. Some exciting news for the kiwi, New Zealand's national bird...